Carnage

One thing I have learned as a father is that you really need to make sure that ALL soft toys you buy can sit up without support.

When chickie falls backwards at Galatasaray's frequent tea parties (as chickie is rather prone to do), all fucking hell breaks loose. "Sit up, you furry little fucker! I said sit up and eat your fucking peas!"

An example can be seen in the picture. Po is eating cake nicely and Teddy has his toast. That's all fine, obviously. But look at Baby - she has to be supported by a plastic block, which is an extremely volatile position to be in and wholly unsustainable in the longer term. In this case, attention is drawn away from Baby by Dipsy, who has already gone over on his/her arse (uh-oh...). The reason Galatasaray isn't in this picture is because almost as soon as Dipsy's antenna hit the carpet, world war fucking three broke out. Fucking crockery all over the gaff.

Be warned - TOYS MUST SIT UP STRAIGHT.