Tuesday 13 May 2008

The music doesn't matter anymore

“Shabba!” yells the man on the radio, in a groundbreaking moment of post-modern comedic clarity. There is a pause. “Shabba!” he shouts again. After a few background laughs, a voice yells “ting!”. More laughs. “Shabba!” yells the man once more, before a button is pressed in the studio, causing another voice to shout “Charlie Murphy!” By now, the laughter in the studio is quite pronounced.

Friday 1 February 2008

A joke

Quack quack quack quack, quack quack.

Quack quack quack.

"Quack quack quack-quack quack quack quack?" quack quack quack.

"Quack," quack quack quack, "quack quack quack quack-quack-quack quack quack!!!!!!!"

I tell you what, if you spoke duck you'd know just how fucking funny that joke is.