Ha ha ha ha ha ha fucking ha

How much does a cockney pay for shampoo?

Pantene.

I thank you.

They value my call

I've just spent about seven fucking hours listening to some automaton telling me how much they value my call, although that value evidently stops just short of paying someone to actually answer the fucking thing,

Leonard Cohen

I like the fella, but:

"Like a bird on the wire,
Like a drunk in a midnight choir,
I have tried in my way to be free."

I'm afraid I just don't understand this.